March 2011
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LENT: The holiday, not the gunk in your belly...
For anyone that doesn’t know, I’m Catholic. But it’s one of those things where I call myself a Catholic mostly because of tradition rather than strict belief. I’m Pro-Choice, I advocate the use of condoms, and I think ‘To Catch a Predator’ should have an “All Catholic Priest” episode….. Anyway, Lent is upon us and that’s the time of the...
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December 2010
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October 2010
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September 2010
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God bless you David Mamet…
Sep 17th
akaFLECK: My life long goals →
akafleck: (as written in a chat to a friend) I do grip for porno at a $300/day day rate I do that for 3 months. save up 10 grand and put that towards an amazing movie get into sundance score a deal with fox searchlight and release the biggest indie film to date… (it will beat Juno’s 70… I can only hope to have a career like this
Sep 16th
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Sep 8th
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My favorite ‘Man’s Guide to Love’… Guys, if you want to be single forever, take excellent notes.
Sep 1st
August 2010
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I will never EVER complain about L.A traffic... →
Aug 24th
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This looks UH-mazing! And not just because Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman makeout, grope, and show their flexibility.
Aug 19th
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Chivalry is dead... and this guy just killed it. →
Aug 11th
July 2010
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I’ve never seen an episode of ‘The Hills’, but I’m sure it looks EXACTLY like this
Jul 28th
"Being Broke and Getting Broke Off" →
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Breast Milk Lasagna.... Enough said →
Jul 1st
if you're not reading this blog, you should really... →
Jul 1st
June 2010
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This is so true it's frightening
A store that sells husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up...
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Ummm, no thanks. I'll pass... →
Jun 24th
This is amazing... I need to figure out how to... →
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Funny how after watching this I realized I’m just like Ralph Macchio… I’m too nice and I need to crane kick somebody to change that
Jun 10th
This was brilliant. Simply brilliant... I must try... →
Jun 8th
“Chris: “I don’t know, I kinda don’t feel like drinking until after it gets...”
Jun 3rd
May 2010
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May 31st
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I have to remember to do this next time I want a date to end…
May 31st
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BREAKING NEWS: Thomas Jefferson STILL alive!
May 29th
“If I approach you from the front, it’s like, wow, that dude is pretty...”
– NFL’s Jared Allen on his mullet
May 26th
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“A woman’s life is love, but a man’s love is life”
– Phonte
May 19th
*Random Thought*
Florida prepares for oil spill to hit coast. Thought it happened earlier in week. Turned out to be Jersey Shore kid’s hair gel
May 17th
May 14th
Bustiest man in the NFL
Jamarcus Russell is the bustiest man in the NFL. First because he made $36 million dollars in 3 years without having a winning record. Second because his chest makes Pamela Anderson jealous. As a Raider fan… and yes I like the Raiders… I’m disappointed that we paid him so much money to miss the first year, then suck it up the next two. If you break it down, he made 5.6...
May 10th
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“Whoreders”… No, this is not a typo. It’s genius
May 4th
Cougars: The Final Frontier
Nick Cannon and Ashton Kutcher have one thing in common: Both of their careers went no where. Another thing they have in common is they both dated and married older women. Older women for young men, or “cougars”, is a phenomenon that is sweeping the country. It gives mature women the chance to relive their youth and it gives young men the chance to mooch of someone other than their...
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April 2010
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Apr 28th
Smooth Ben, real smooth
Out of all the people to be accused of rape, Ben Roethlisberger is the last person I’d ever suspect. Well, actually I take that back. If I looked like this guy (see picture), rape might be my only option. To me the whole situation is hilarious. Not the fact that the girl was violated in the bathroom, because that’s just wrong. Bathrooms are small and I’m pretty sure there was a...
Apr 26th
My WuTang name is Ruff Overload. What's yours?? →
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Apr 22nd
Death by Double Down
I know what your thinking… “why would he put THAT in his mouth?” Dick jokes aside… I just felt like it. You ever had someone tell you something is a bad idea but you end up doing it anyway? Like running a red light or marrying OJ Simpson. Yes it was fattening, yes it was delicious, and yes I slept in my car for about 27 minutes after eating but I felt alive. Yes, ALIVE....
Apr 22nd